A LOAD OF OLD BALLS

Blasted Annoying Little Language Shortcuts

Balls was prompted by numerous e-mails exchanges between the lovely Sue Hudson and the man with a great face for radio Eric Wiltsher - some of these have been slightly cleaned up for publication:

^5         High Five!
2BCTND     To Be Continued
2G4U       Too Good For You
4YEO       For Your Eyes Only
AFAIK      As Far As I Know
AKA        Also Known As
ATB        All The Best
ATVB       All The very Best

ASAP       As soon as possible
AWHFY      Are We Having Fun Yet?
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through That Again
AYPI       And Your Point Is?
B4         Before
BBL        Be Back Later
BBIAF      Be Back in a Few
BBIAB      Be Back in a Bit
BCNU       Be Seein' You
BEG        Big Evil Grin
BFD        Big F***ing Deal
BFN        Bye For Now
BG         Big Grin
BIF        Basic In Fact

BR         Best Regards

BRB        Be Right Back
BTSOOM     Beats The S*** Out Of Me
BTW        By The Way
CM         Call Me 
CUL8R      See You Later
DUR?       Do You Remember?
F2F        Face To Face
FWIW       For What It's Worth
FYA        For Your Amusement
FYI        For Your Information
FU         F***ed Up
FUBAR      F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUD        (Spreading) Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
GAL        Get A Life
GMTA       Great Minds Think Alike
GR&D       Grinning Running And Ducking
HHO 1/2 K  Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HTH        Hope This(That) Helps
IAE        In Any Event
IANAL      I Am Not A Lawyer, But ...
ICWUM      I See What You Mean
IMO        In My Opinion
IMHO       In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO     In My Not So Humble Opinion
IOW        In Other Words
IRL        In Real Life
J4F        Just For Fun
K         Just Kidding
KISS       Keep it Simple Stupid
L8R        Later
LOL        Laughing Out Loud
LTNS       Long Time No See
MorF       Male or Female
MHOTY      My Hat's Off To You
MOTD       Message Of The Day
MOTSS      Members Of The Same Sex
MTFBWU     May The Force Be With You
NBIF       No Basis In Fact
NFW        No F***ing Way
NRN        No Reply Necessary
NT         No Text (used if a message is empty, Subject: only)
OBO        Or Best Offer
OBTW       Oh, By The Way
OIC        Oh, I see
OOTB       Out Of The Box (or Blue)
OTOH       On The Other Hand
POV        Point Of View
PMFJI      Pardon Me For Jumping In
ROTFL      Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO   Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
RSN        Real Soon Now
RTFM       Read The F***ing Manual
RTM        Read The Manual
SITD       Still In The Dark
SMTOE      Sets My Teeth On Edge
SNAFU      Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SWAP       Scientific Wild A** Guess
SWAN     System Without A Name
SorG       Straight or Gay?
T+         Think Positive
TAFN       That's All For Now
TANSTAAFL  There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TIA        Thanks In Advance
TIC        Tongue In Cheek
TMTT       Too Much To Type
TP         Toodle Pip
TTFN       Ta Ta For Now
TTYL       Talk To You Later
TTTT       To Tell The Truth
TX         Thanks
TYCLO      TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF
TYVM       Thank You Very Much
unPC       unPolitically Correct

VM         voice mail

WAG        Wild Ass Guess
WB         Welcome Back
WEG        Wicked Evil Grin

WOFT       Waste Of Flippin' Time

WRT        With respect to
WTF?       What The F***?
WTG        Way To Go!
WYSIWYG    What You See Is What You Get
X!         Typical Woman
Y!         Typical Man

YMMV       Your Mileage May Vary


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